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snatchedweaves:

mattressblowoutsale:

o my fucking lord

This is the scariest AHS promo

snatchedweaves:

mattressblowoutsale:

o my fucking lord

This is the scariest AHS promo

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unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

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Marvel thinks Wonder Woman is worthy of wielding Mjölnir, and DC doesn’t even think she’s worthy of a movie. 

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clientsfromhell:

I created a simple web banner for a client and sent it off a .jpg via email for approval.

The client printed out the .jpg, took that paper and put it in a typewriter. Yes, an honest-to-goodness typewriter, and penned a short approval note and a query of “when would this be printed?”

The client then scanned the paper with the printed .jpg and typed note before they emailed me back a PDF as an attachment to an email that just stated, “Please see attached.”

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