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diccups:

its versace

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itpiercesskin:

diccups:

its versace

onion bling

ichoosedisco:

bareback—contessa:

Here is what each person is thinking in this picture:
Nina Garcia: I am so glad Michael Kors is gone because now I know for sure I am the only reason people still care about this show. 
Julie Bowen: Heidi thinks she is the only pretty blond on the stage? I’ll show up that bitch. Wait, did they just take the picture? Fuck I was still doing my drunk face and not my sexy face.
Zac Posen: These bitches think they can upstage a queen? I’ll show them. I’d like to see Heidi do a handstand without flashing everyone.
Heidi Klum: Julie Bowen is so delusional. Doesn’t she know nobody likes Modern Family anymore. And my dress is shorter than hers so… wait… is that a shorter dress I see in the distance? I must have it. 

ichoosedisco:

bareback—contessa:

Here is what each person is thinking in this picture:

Nina Garcia: I am so glad Michael Kors is gone because now I know for sure I am the only reason people still care about this show. 

Julie Bowen: Heidi thinks she is the only pretty blond on the stage? I’ll show up that bitch. Wait, did they just take the picture? Fuck I was still doing my drunk face and not my sexy face.

Zac Posen: These bitches think they can upstage a queen? I’ll show them. I’d like to see Heidi do a handstand without flashing everyone.

Heidi Klum: Julie Bowen is so delusional. Doesn’t she know nobody likes Modern Family anymore. And my dress is shorter than hers so… wait… is that a shorter dress I see in the distance? I must have it. 

versacegravy:

GOD.

blackberryshawty:

this is so foul

blackberryshawty:

this is so foul

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

futuristictwink:

"do you like lady gaga?"

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tw3rkingforjesus:

But why is nobody talking about the fact that Nicki was getting a lot of shit over her Anaconda cover art so she called them out on their racist bullshit

slow-riot:

Look at this image. This image was sent to me via text message by my friend Connor earlier today. The caption was “I cannot even HANDLE this” and I was very confused. You can’t read the text in the photo, so what on earth is this? I looked at the squares of color for a moment, completely mystified about what on earth they were supposed to be, maybe the text was supposed to give context to the squares and Connor had simply made an error. And then it hit me.
The squares of color are the classic Constanza.jpg meme broken down into it’s most basic of details. Based on nothing more than the colors, I was able to recognize his skin, shirt, the blue of fence behind him and conjure an image in my mind of the intended source material.Pointillism is an art movement that was born out of impressionism. It is characterized by dots of color applied in very specific patterns to display the suggestion of the subject material. 

The above image is from Seurat’s classic Un dimanche après-midi à l’Île de la Grande Jatte. There is very little precise detail in the image. Instead, Seurat applies small groupings of colored dots to show the viewer a man’s mustache or the the brim of a hat.By applying this knowledge to Costanza.jpg, we can conclude that the image the Connor sent to me earlier could possibly be classified as a pointillist meme. 
Ladies and Gentlemen, if All Your Base and the Dancing Baby were the birth of the meme, and things like Advice Dog and Rickroll were the Renaissance, then we have finally reached impressionist memes and I for one cannot wait for the abstract.

slow-riot:

Look at this image. This image was sent to me via text message by my friend Connor earlier today. The caption was “I cannot even HANDLE this” and I was very confused. You can’t read the text in the photo, so what on earth is this? I looked at the squares of color for a moment, completely mystified about what on earth they were supposed to be, maybe the text was supposed to give context to the squares and Connor had simply made an error. And then it hit me.

The squares of color are the classic Constanza.jpg meme broken down into it’s most basic of details. Based on nothing more than the colors, I was able to recognize his skin, shirt, the blue of fence behind him and conjure an image in my mind of the intended source material.

Pointillism is an art movement that was born out of impressionism. It is characterized by dots of color applied in very specific patterns to display the suggestion of the subject material. 

The above image is from Seurat’s classic Un dimanche après-midi à l’Île de la Grande Jatte. There is very little precise detail in the image. Instead, Seurat applies small groupings of colored dots to show the viewer a man’s mustache or the the brim of a hat.

By applying this knowledge to Costanza.jpg, we can conclude that the image the Connor sent to me earlier could possibly be classified as a pointillist meme. 

Ladies and Gentlemen, if All Your Base and the Dancing Baby were the birth of the meme, and things like Advice Dog and Rickroll were the Renaissance, then we have finally reached impressionist memes and I for one cannot wait for the abstract.

davidisbeyonce:

You want a nose job? Sounds a little kinky but ill give it a go