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livinglifewithderek:

http://tinyurl.com/ohmgefg

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Custom coffee messages.

Custom coffee messages.

When your alt mate refuses to go to Diceys.

dublingays:

darkly-stark:

dublingays:

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This question is so british i literally don’t understand it

Irish, dear, it is Irish. Different country. 

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:

superhighschoolleveluguu:

cutbu:

read more comics

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

IT WAS!!!

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

beyoncebeyoffce:

IT’S BACK

SOMEONE REUPLOADED IT

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU

halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.

halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.

antlersout:

Got offered a new job that pays more, has better hours, and better holidays.
Plus they’re really gay friendly - the first teacher I met asked me if I had a wife, boyfriend, or girlfriend (and it wasn’t prompted by some kind of awkward pause or anything, he just shot it out there).

Oh, and I no longer have to wear a fucking suit or shave every day!

Got offered a new job that pays more, has better hours, and better holidays.
Plus they’re really gay friendly - the first teacher I met asked me if I had a wife, boyfriend, or girlfriend (and it wasn’t prompted by some kind of awkward pause or anything, he just shot it out there).