May 2013
When your fag hag gets pregnant
amsterdamgayz:
Thanks for your submission, MJR!
rabioheab:
dear diary,
i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.
Does Yahoo have a video player that doesn’t shit itself if you look at it the wrong way?
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
i-want-cheese:
octopus-muffin:
morristibbs:
sabrinagrimm:
gamzeemakarena:
yeah but do vaginas get itchy
is the sky blue
is water wet
does a bear shit in the woods?
Please tell me that “Do vaginas get itchy?” is going to become the new cliche answer to obvious questions.
Do bears shit in itchy, blue, wet vaginas?
boku-no-poltergeist:
strong pokemon team., no. use the cute ones
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
foodtrucker:
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
robcoindustries:
see, in spanish the word for “genre” and the word for “gender” is the same: “género”. if you live in mexico and someone asks you what gender you are, you can be whatever i’m comfortable with. i’m a boy, or a girl. i’m a crime noir with a bit of spicy romance. i’m post-punk electronic music. i have trascended human perceptions of gender and am now a being of pure art
urbancatfitters:
hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
I am the female
I just put on my shoes before my jeans. I feel like an evolutionary dead-end.
tavrosofnitram:
“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”
moonflowerlights:
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
rabioheab:
if yahoo buys tumblr i’m leaving because i will lose all of my street cred using a website owned by yahoo
cosmo tip #655
expertcosmotips:
need a quick and easy breakup plan? pretend you don’t know who he is
ashestoashesjc:
i love studio ghibli movies. not only for their amazing animation and storytelling, but because whenever characters get upset or surprised they go from
to
drarna:
RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER
WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
Watchneekcreep:
josephbirdsong:
nationalteendrunk:
JENNY!!!!
Jenny is everything I hope to be.
I’ve been waiting for this
internetmessiah:
FYI: NEVER tell a girl, “Hey sweetie, how about a smile?” For all you know, her mouth is filled with bees.
“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...”
– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
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BBC Confirms ‘Doctor Who’ Season 8 With Moffat →
popculturebrain:
Steven Moffat is returning for another Doctor Who season, the BBC officially confirmed today. The current series finale aired ahead of a 50th anniversary special slated for November 23 starring Matt Smith, Jenna-Louise Coleman, David Tennant, Billie Piper, and John Hurt. Moffat “is already plotting a brand new run of adventures for the Doctor,” the network announced on their...
mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
candlebud:
cuntused:
candlebud:
people that wish dragons were real
are you sure
ARE
YOU
POSITIVE
The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow.
sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons
