superintendentchalmers: i always end up watching Dave I’m being watched.
Wow a tiny spot that nobody else can see
Time to aggravate it to the point I look like a horned lizard.
tsarcasm: i’m fucking CRYING this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a...
most-awkward-moments: ^lil playa~~ Click here if you’re bored!
I don’t care if she’s pregnant.. She ain’t pregnant in her face.– my mom on hitting a pregnant woman (via ripkamsud)
abbyleighonaire: nzafro: My grandfather died and left my family this video will. R.I.P papi. i love old jews Before I clicked I was hoping that bird was real.
senioritis: abusing the word “literally” like a red-headed stepchild
My GOD Glee is a disgrace...
Nicki Minaj style rap #1
YOU A LITTLE STUPID BITCH. FRONT LAWN. GNOME. GIMME SOME MOTHA FUCKIN HEAD. DOME. THIS SHIT WASN’T BUILT IN A DAY. ROME. I’M REAL ASS SHIT AND YOU STYRA. FOAM. YOUR INTERNET EXPLORER AND I’M GOOGLE. CHROME. DAMN, I’M IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ HOUSE. HOME.