December 2011
Censorship is telling a man he can’t have a steak just because a baby can’t chew...
– Mark Twain (via libraryland)
What's the name of that Tim Burton movie
The one with Johnny Depp
And Helena Bonham Carter
With the soundtrack by Danny Elfman
imjustaboywithadream:
oh shit do you know what tomorrow is
new camera day for thousands of fucking morons
which means fucking thousands pictures of sepia tinted pictures of eyes and lawn chairs
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guccimom:
why are 99.9% of guys jerks i want to meet a nice one please
1% of guys have all of the nice. Occupy penis.
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I'm like a shit version of Wolverine...
I went to the dentist today, and had arranged to get an intra-venous sedative ‘cause I’m genuinely terrified of going to the dentist. So they stick the needle in and administer it or whatever, and I’m still perfectly lucid.
The sedative was just supposed to calm me or something, not knock me out, but they had a heart rate monitor on me and seemed to think it was strange that my...
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