Antlers Out

8oo: reapershadcat: yahoo has gon…. tOO FAR yahoo has got to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:00:37 +0100

8oo:

reapershadcat:

yahoo has gon…. tOO FAR

yahoo has got to go fast

Does Yahoo have a video player that doesn’t shit itself if you look at it the wrong way?

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:16:10 +0100

Does Yahoo have a video player that doesn’t shit itself if you look at it the wrong way?

ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:11:48 +0100

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

i-want-cheese: octopus-muffin: morristibbs: sabrinagrimm: gamzeemakarena: yeah but do vaginas...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:41:41 +0100

i-want-cheese:

octopus-muffin:

morristibbs:

sabrinagrimm:

gamzeemakarena:

yeah but do vaginas get itchy

is the sky blue

is water wet

does a bear shit in the woods?

Please tell me that “Do vaginas get itchy?” is going to become the new cliche answer to obvious questions.

Do bears shit in itchy, blue, wet vaginas?

boku-no-poltergeist: strong pokemon team., no. use the cute ones

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:40:14 +0100

boku-no-poltergeist:

strong pokemon team., no. use the cute ones

magalomania: edprinzawesome: his face…… The man just wants to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:38:10 +0100

magalomania:

edprinzawesome:

his face……

The man just wants to feel cute. He doesn’t understand the laughter.

darthnoctem: rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:24:04 +0100

darthnoctem:

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

Literally perfect.

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:53:37 +0100

z1c: being 20+ on tumblr

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:47:49 +0100

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:24:13 +0100

ohcorny: weepinduo

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:20:16 +0100

ohcorny:

weepinduo

unimpressedcats: taco cat is taco cat spelt backwards

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:15:34 +0100

unimpressedcats:

taco cat is taco cat spelt backwards

theartofanimation: Ryan Ottley

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:15:00 +0100

theartofanimation:

Ryan Ottley

foodtrucker: I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:14:52 +0100

foodtrucker:

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

robcoindustries: see, in spanish the word for “genre” and the word for “gender” is the same:...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:17:19 +0100

robcoindustries:

see, in spanish the word for “genre” and the word for “gender” is the same: “género”. if you live in mexico and someone asks you what gender you are, you can be whatever i’m comfortable with. i’m a boy, or a girl. i’m a crime noir with a bit of spicy romance. i’m post-punk electronic music. i have trascended human perceptions of gender and am now a being of pure art

urbancatfitters: hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:42:52 +0100

urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:40:57 +0100

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

I am the female

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:43:53 +0100

I am the female

I just put on my shoes before my jeans. I feel like an evolutionary dead-end.

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:36:01 +0100

I just put on my shoes before my jeans. I feel like an evolutionary dead-end.

tavrosofnitram: “let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:35:04 +0100

tavrosofnitram:

“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”